My To Do List

My To Do List keeps growing and I never seem to get to mark anything off of it. I need to clone myself -- no, not myself. Let me start over. I need to clone someone who is organized and handy and has lots of energy, and this clone needs to come into my life with lots of money.

Current list:
1) Plant trees that are in pots that Lindsay and I grew from acorns last year.
2) Chop down 2 dead trees and trim the ones rubbing on house roof and storage building roof.
3) Fix wooden fence that falls down every time the wind blows.
4) Clean out storage building which you can't even take 1 step into right now.
5) Till and start garden.
6) Get rid of old couch in my old smoking room.
7) Shampoo the dirty carpet until I can get rid of it and put down tile or laminate.
8) Paint house exterior.
9) Fix the underpinning.
10) Burn the burn pile if they ever lift the burn ban.
11) Start a compost pile.

I would like to think I will start on some of these this weekend, but knowing myself as I do I'll probably just sit around on my fat butt and wish I had a clone to do them all.

My favorite sarcastic phrase whenever someone makes a request of me these days: "I'll put that at the top of my To Do List."